The goal of any buffet excursion is to eat like a glutton. You want to fill your belly to capacity with yummy Chinese goodness until you have to unbutton your shirt. If you finish your meal and you're still hungry, then you messed up.
Yes, folks, you can eat incorrectly at a buffet! That's why I've posted the video below, originally posted by Off the Wall on YouTube, so everyone can learn how to navigate the treacherous pitfalls of Chinese Buffets.
Watch it, learn, and go taste for yourself. Remember, no salad; it's for suckers! ¡Buen Provecho!